Archive for January, 2009

How to Go Bankrupt with Affiliate Marketing

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

Hey, do you want to know the fastest and most efficient way to LOSE boatloads of money with ppc affiliate marketing?

Well, honestly, being a complete dumbass isn’t just enough anymore to literally go bankrupt and have creditors knocking at your door. Now with the sophistication of Adwords and Google QS it takes a surprising amount of effort.

No worries I gonna reveal the EXACT step by step process to empty your bank account at jaw dropping speeds.

Of course there’s many strategies to going bankrupt as an affiliate, I’m going to share of the most effective ones I’ve uncovered so far.

Here’s one you can get started with today:

  1. First, launch an affiliate offer, set your daily budget REALLY high no matter what you’ve read to the contrary.
  2. Now, treat your affiliate offer like a new born baby. Be sure to bank everything on this ONE offer. Don’t make the mistake of testing lots of offers where you only spend up to $50 per offer to test it. If you do that you may actually risk making money!
  3. Now spends absolutely $1000s of dollars on this offer even if it’s making zero sales. Of course, you want to hope and pray that it will make a sale one day. And if it makes a sale then jump up and down with joy, even if you’ve dropped $1000 and made ONE measly $20 commission. Now with that one sale under your belt you can confidently let it run for few $1000 dollars more.
  4. No matter how much money you lose (with virtually zero ROI) on this offer, keep trying different strategies to make it work. Spends MONTHS on it. Hire an outsourcer and spend $1000 making a website for it and relaunch it, spending $1000s more on Adwords AGAIN (this step is key if you’re serious about losing it all).
  5. Whatever you do keep believing this one affiliate offer will magically start converting one day and make you bucku bucks.
  6. If other affiliate on forums, even super affilaite, tell you to immediately pause the offer, refuse to do so. Say that your “collecting statistics” and still need it to let it run longer.
  7. After you’ve been forced to move out of your house because you lost so much money with this one offer, pause it and repeat the above steps for another affiliate offer. Keep repeating until you’re completely bankrupt.

Remember the key is PERSISTENCE. Being a complete moron is not enough to really screw yourself over.

DISCLAIMER : You may risk stumbling upon an offer that actually converts and makes a profit BEFORE you go bankrupt. I’ll discuss ways around a sticky situation like this in the next post. So stay tuned!

New Pay Per Click Tools

Monday, January 5th, 2009

A couple weeks back we created a few new tools that I think I forgot to mention here.

People also send us lots of links to new tools. A couple of them that were sent in recently are a French company’s ad copy brainstorming tool, a cool City Concatenator tool, and a cool neighborhood Concatenator tool.